Plaztik's Short Story Contest

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while we appreciated the opportunity to read your work,
it didn't quite meet our needs. so again, alas, we pass.
many thanks anyway
(and please pay your bill).

feeling mixed up?
dazed by the speed of our response?

convinced we couldn't have given you a fair chance?
so angry you could jump out of your skin?

maybe you should first peruse our guidelines

but wait. having some difficulty handling rejection? feeling a bit too agitated to ponder rules? here's a game to help you relax and bypass the technicalities:

• guidelines •
and disclosure

okay . . . so, how do we pick our winners?
and how can we do it so unbelievably fast?

fast? there's nothing fast about us.

see, while other publishers make you wait,
they actually spend less time on each story than we do.

shocked? don't be.
understand how the selection works here and
you'll understand how it works everywhere!

so here it is -- the most honest and telling
short fiction contest guidelines and disclosure
in the entire literary world.
(this time, no fees.)

for readers: stories

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featuring the

literary short stories designed for online reading